Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time S01 E03

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Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids

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Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour

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Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time

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Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit

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Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children

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Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away

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Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess

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Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady

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Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis!

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Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway

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Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key

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Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time

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Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On